what is lady cum

on friday yes i do realise it is tuesday but i am interupting valuable castlevania time to write this nonsense. i went to see a strange strange thing. it was a art exhibition but this crazy girl who drew pictures of her self mastubating.

yes she took pictures with a camera and then drew numerous different of pictures of herself masturbating. but she didn't just draw normally no. she drew with out looking at the paper instead she looked at the photo and then wiggled her hand about on the paper. this would probably explain while the pictures all looked quite scary particularily the faces and why some looked a lot like men.

there was a little bit of text on one of the pictures that explained what lady cum is a fascinating piece of information he only bits of whcih i can remember are that it is possibly urine and some ladies can squirt 900 mililitres of the stuff.

she had also draw pictures of some implements she likes to like a toothbrush, a sure deoderant and my favourite a horse.

since it was opening night there was free booze although it wasn't very good.

this other girl who was showing of her vibrator pillows had a low cut top so you felt drawn to looking at her breasts when she was talking.

in case anyone wants to see this it goes on until teh end of july at the forest cafe in edinburgh

the serve very nice buritos and have comfy chairs.

and lastly there were no noodles, jam or fighting.